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Re: The mystery continues

From: Papercut Pete
Time: 11:55:30
Date: 14/12/99

Comments

Tom Carny Ehh, Mr. Deffley, do you know anything about those bodies under the stairs?

Jackie Deffley Chrisht man, what are ya askin’ me for? Are yoooooooo shtartin’ on me?

TC For bucks sake, man, I’m only askin’ ya

Block You do know where the stairs is, don’t you Mr Deffley, after all, you do teach honours geography?

JD Cripes, man, yer getting’ an awful shmart head on ya. D’ya want a shlap?

TC Ah, lads, lads….

JD You shut yer face

Block Zzzzzzz………..zzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzz

TC Quick, Jackie, under the stairs with him before he wakes up.

Cruncher What’s goin’ on, lads?

TC Ehhhh, nothing!

JD Feck off, an’ mind yer own business

Cruncher Hah?

JD Ya heard me. -SMACK- TC Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, c’mon now, easy.

Cruncher Listen up, you. Boxes in yer bag, hands on the table, pay attention. Ainm an athair agus an mhic agus an spiorad niamh, amen.

TC Speak English

Cruncher Look who’s talkin’ - West Brit!

Kennelly Hih! Nya, nyeeehhh, nyihh. Bad byes, bad, bad little byes. Like aaaallllll de odders I put under de stairs.

All WHAT?

Kennelly Ehh, well, I mean…….

TC Is there something you’re not telling us, Mahal.

Kennelly Ehhhhh……..

Cruncher Crikey, how’s yer father, lovely hurlin’, have ye finally shnapped, Mahal?

Kennelly Well, I didn’t want to upset ye, but, I got a bit carried away, a few months back.

Paidge Well, boys, I’ve got the entire conversation on video. Let’s talk bribes.

Any body else want to take over from here?

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