Hi and welcome to Global Warming Enterprises, my name's Troy Manure, you might remember me from such environmental films as Ballot Papers - Recycle Early and Often, and that timeless classic My Other Mammal's a Dolphin.

Here at Global Warming Enterprises (GWE) we have been doing our level best to change the world's climate for the benefit of all mankind.

Ski Ireland presents the Mount Nephin Resort

Whilst many people such as hippies and dropouts claim that we are damaging the environment we say 'take a hike you hairy liberals and you can keep your free love'.

Yes we believe that we've started something exciting and we hope to build on that as parts of Northern Europe start to freeze over for longer and longer periods in what we hope will become The Big (Payoff) Winter - did I mention we do home heating oil too ?

With this in mind we've started to purchase large tracts of land for development purposes and as you can imagine we're having difficulties with some of the local populations but we're sure that our lawyers can crush . . . I mean c-c-create a solution amenable to everyone.

One of our most exciting plans is to roll out Ski Resorts across the continent in the dwindling temperate climate areas.

In fact we've now started to take bookings for the Mount Nephin ski resort in picturesque Mayo in the west of the Emerald Isle. Whilst the resort will be available for use from 2020 we expect to have all our casinos, hotels and amusement parks connected by motorways to the rest of the country by 2040 (all thanks to your governments co-operation and YOUR tax dollars).

Well that's all for now folks, I'd just like to say that we hope to see you all enjoying the best ski resort facilites in Northern Europe sometime soon.

Gud nighri on bo-here lat ! Oooh I love that gaelic. See you soon.

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