Re: Nuns


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Posted by Magnolia Mary on January 26, 2001 at 02:04:59:

In Reply to: Nuns posted by Up the Pearses on January 21, 2001 at 13:49:50:

Heres one posted by Rosie on the Main BB last year which I saved to share with some irreverent colleagues here in VA.

Joke - Two Nun's

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Posted by Rosie on May 10, 2000 at 12:18:46:

Two nuns went out of their convent to
sell a bit of religion. One of them is known as
Sister Mathematical (SM) and the
other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
past thirty eight and a half minutes?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: Itís logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: Itís not working.

SL: Of course itís not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and Iíll go this way. He cannot follows us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent
and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldnít follow
us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast
as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isnít it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down........

(And those of you that thought it would be dirty, say two
ĎHail Maryís.....)





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