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Posted by Up the Pearses on January 21, 2001 at 13:49:50:

Is it true girls that the nuns used to instruct students that you
should ensure that if you ever sat on amans lap that you put a news paper
on his lap first and that French kissing would lead to pregnancy?
Did ye hear the one about Sr Anne and Sr mary who went to Medugorje
by car on the ferry and got lost while saying the rosary and ended up
in Transalvania.
J ust as it was geeting dark a vampire bat flew down and attached itself
to the windscreen wipers hissing as they appartently do at the two
petrified occupants.Sr ann shouts at sr mary to turn on the wipers to
knock the vile creature off but it just seems to make the bat fiercer.
Sr Mary then remembers that the washer fluid has been topped up with
holy water from Knock and gives a few squirts of water that brings
smoke from the Bats back and screeches of pain from the wounded vampire.
But the bat grows fiercer and the 2 petrified nuns gawp in horror as it
grips the wipers tighter.
Quick says Sr Ann show him your cross.
What says Sr Mary
Sr Ann rolls down the window ,sticks her head out and screams
Get to FECK off the windscreen.

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