The Ostrich has Landed!


On March 16, at Knock airport, stewards discovered a strange hidden cargo on board International Flight 666

After close examination officials concluded that their 'stowaway' was, in fact, 2/3 ostrich and 1/3 man. During subsequent questioning, the remarkably articulate ostrich revealed he was suffering from amnesia.

He could not remember where he had come from.

He could not remember what he had come from.

In fact, he knew only one thing for certain- he had to come to Ireland for a very important reason. However, he couldn't remember what that reason was.

What follows is the remarkable true story of Ozzy's search for answers to these questions and more as he tries to come to terms with life in the town known as Castlebar.

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