|Happy Christmas Everyone!
|Stealing from Santa
|One December Santa was getting
ready for Christmas. However there was one person who didn't like Christmas
and his name was Dr. Evil. He was making a robot that looked just like Santa.
He was going to program it to ruin Christmas. It was the week before Christmas
and Santa was getting the presents ready for the children. While Dr. Evil
was getting his robot ready to kill Santa, Rudolph got the flu. The robot
Santa came to the toyshop in a snowmobile. It broke down the door and tied
up all the elves, Mrs. Claus and Santa. The robot went outside and took
over the sleigh, but he couldn't make it fly because Rudolph had the flu.
That gave Santa some time to free himself. He used his magic to untie the
ropes. Then Santa came out again, used his magic and blew up the robot.
But then he checked the time and found he only had four hours to give out
all the presents. Will he make it in time?
|Once upon a time there were two boys named Kevin
and Mark. They believed in Santa but they were so bold and stubborn that
they never got any toys, but they got a years supply of coal. Their Mam
was very mad about this but as I already told you they were very stubborn.
In a weeks time they were planning to travel to the North Pole to steal
presents from Santa. They were going to travel by plane, but the big risk
was if their Mam saw them packing she would “ground” them for a month. So
they planned it very well, they were going to pack in the middle of the
night. It was the day before Christmas Eve when they finally arrived in
the North Pole. They found a sleigh and decided to use it as their weapon
to steal from Santa. They broke into Santa’s workshop and stole as many
presents as possible. Santa heard them and came down to see who was intruding.
They hopped out and got away in the sleigh. They slept in it for a night
when they heard Santa trudging up in the snow. They had a big chase and
ended up in the Sahara Desert.
|Santa’s kingdom is at Goffs in Kildare. You
had to go by bus to a shuttle to get there.. There were elves all over the
place. Most of them were working in the workshop. One was asleep and was
messing about. We saw the reindeersAs well. We got our picture taken with
Santa as well. We went into Santa’s house as well. Mrs Claus said she was
hiding all the chocolate from Santa because he woudn’t eat his bruselsprouts.
There Was a huge slide there called the snow slide.
|THE MAN IN THE BIG RED SUIT
|CHRISTMAS EVE 2001
The trap was nearly set. Santa will walk through the sitting
room door. He’ll trip over the wire, landing on the ground. He will grab
hold (Hopefully) of another rope, but this rope is tied to a sack of potatoes.
He will pull down the potatoes which will land on top of him. The weight
of Santa and the potatoes will be too much for the wooden floor which will
break open. All I needed to do now was to set the other wires. These wires
be holding up an old fishing net, which will fall on top of the man in the
big red suit. Done!at last! 4:00 AM. Christmas morning. According to sources
who do not wish to be named Santa will soon be here. 4:30 am. Boom! Get
a bigger chimney, you nincompoop! Said a voice. There was a sound of neighing
from the roof. Keep quiet, you stupid reindeer, said the voice. I heard
the sitting room door open. What the! Shouted the voice. Owwwwwww! Oh, good
thing this rope is here. What! noooooooo! Oh that hurt, said the voice.
Crackkkk! Oh deary me! ahhhhhh!
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