|Q: Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
|Molly Molly Molly!
Sitting in the trolley!
Pulling in the dollys!
Like old Polly!
|Q: Why were Adam
and Eve so good at running?
A: Because they came first in the human race.
Interesting facts about animals
There are all different
types of animals like elephants, cheetah and rhinos. They are all wild. There are pet
animals too like dogs, cats and rabbits. Animals are different heights for different
reasons. For instance a giraffe is tall to eat leaves off trees. Did you know the cheetah
can run over 70 miles per hour? Lamas look very alike camels except camels have humps and
lamas dont. The lion is called king of the jungle and the hyena is called coward of
the jungle. Every animal needs water and if an animal didnt drink water it would
die. A rabbits most hated enemy is the fox. Female lions are called lionesses. Some
camels have humps that lean over and others have straight humps. Hippos normally live in
the water but sometimes they come to land. Tigers are not in Ireland but zoos and circuses
have them. There is a cow called a jersey cow because they are born in jersey. In deserts
there are vultures that can kill you.
happened to the Kerry man who was doing the river dance?
A: He drowned.
|Q: How do you start a bear race?
A: Ready teddy go
Paddy Englishman Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were going to a desert
and they were allowed to bring one item with them. Paddy Englishman brought a flask of
water, Paddy Irishman brought sandwiches and Paddy Scotsman brought a car window.
Everyone had a look at each others items and Paddy Englishman and Paddy
Irishman both looked at Paddy Scotsman gift and they asked him why he brought a car
And he said "if I am too hot I can wind down the window and let a
|Q: Why did the spider go on the computer?
A: To find a web.
What did the old phone say to the young phone?
A: Youre too young to be engaged.
Castlebar Mitchels is
on Mc Hale road. This year they will have 5 pitches. Two of them belong to the Mayo County
Board. They senior team got a new coach called Joe Mc Cabe. He is a P.E teacher in St.
Geralds secondary school in Castlebar. Castlebar Mitchels are doing a lot of
building and improving on the grounds of Mc Hale
Park. Mc Hale Park is home of the Mayo county team. They play some of their championship
matches in Mc Hale Park. You can play indoor soccer, basketball, squash, racquetball and
badminton in the Sportlann, which they own. They got a gym for the public to use. You can
rent the hall for a hour for £25. It is the only all seater stadium in the whole of
Ireland and that is including Croke Park. The senior team started training outside on
Sunday the 21/1/01. They were doing fitness work in the hall inside. They reached the All
Ireland Club Final in 1993 which they got hammered.
By Michael and Kenneth.
|Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Dont look now, Im changing!
A: Dont look now, Im changing!
Bart in 3D Land
Helma and Zelma are coming Bart, Homer and Lisa have
got to hide. Homer and Lisa have already found a place Homer went into the closet and Lisa
went under the stairs. Bart could only think of under his bed. He runs up the stairs goes
into his bedroom dives under the bed. Ding-Dong the doorbell rang. It was Helma and Zelma
are already here.Bart sees a hole in the ground and says cool!!!. He puts his head in and
gets sucked in. I curamba its 3D land. Bart had landed on a train from Westport to
Castlebar. When Bart got off the train he was arrested for having a slingshot on board the
train.The cops whack him in the head with a bat and bring him into jail. When Bart wakes
up he is in the same cell as Barney and he asks him where am I? You are in Castlebar in
Ireland and you are in 3D land. I curumba said Bart. When Bart got out he went to St. Pats
school and beat up everybody in the school with his skateboard. Bart go suspended 100
times in one year.And he never got back.
by Michael M.
Q: How do you confuse a Kerry man?
A: Put him in a round room and say sit in the corner.
Whats a Kerry mans latest invention?
A: A bullet proof
jacket and if it doesnt work you can bring it back.
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Ill keep you covered.